As children do, over the years the girls have given various things cute misnomers. Here are some of the best.
"Ki-weed" (keaweed?) for kiwi.
"Hotscotch" for hopscotch.
"Sunbabe" for sunbathe.
"Thomas" for houmous.
And my all-time favourite, what they genuinely think the Golden Arches of Happy Meal fame are called:"Old McDonald's".
Happy Bank Holiday weekend!
